Say Howdy-do! to "Napolean Dynamite."

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Say Howdy-do! to "Hold on now, youngster."

Watch me as i ride on the underwater ferris wheel.

Say Howdy-do! to "Mmm you smell like breast milk in the wind."

Should have taken lucy with you
Touch the stars and the planets too.
Should have taken lucy with you
Melt our tongues and become unglued.

Should have taken lucy with you
Take our clothes off the swimming pool.
Should have taken lucy with you
Told my parents that i'm staying with you.